Nunchaku skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!
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That one looks like a medieval warrior.
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I caught you a delicious bass.
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Do the chickens have large talons?
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Pedro offers you his protection.
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Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.
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Yeah, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
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I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchakus in there anymore.
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YES! YES! YES!
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It took me, like, 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's pretty much the best drawing I've ever done.
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Are you guys having a killer time?
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I like your sleeves... they're real big.
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Just listen to your heart. That's what I do.
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What the heck are you even talking about?
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You got like three feet of air that time. Can I try it real quick?
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